BIRD NEWS:

It makes me proud to see that the local polititions here on Earth hate humans almost as much as I do. I just dropped these handsome ducks off at SkyPatrol Headquarters. Adminbird is just doing their paper work & getting them fitted for their uniforms. Training should start at the crack of dawn tommorrow.
Everyone is invited to H.Q. on the Moon for the welcoming party. If there's any extra room in the van I can take a few more birds but everyone else will need to make their own transportation arrangements. It's gonna be a blast-see ya' there!
Birdseye Leatherhood: the leader of the SkyPatrol