Apparently 'spies' caught this candid conversation between the SkyPatrol's leader (Birdseye Leatherhood) & it's administrative assistant (Adminbird) after the news hit the stands. It is yet to be determined if the Sky Patrol is in fact responsible for the eating of the congo gorillas.
posted by Birdseye at 2:16 PM
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind... The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet! I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
2 Comments:
Birdseye, don't believe the hype! We will defend your honour as you've done nothing but humanitarian work to honour & defend us from mankind!
1:51 PM
I'm appaulled and disgusted that ANYONE would have the nerve to even insinuate that Birdseye would ever eat a congo gorilla.
She has adopted a couple yes and might I add she is a fantastic mother to those gorillas!
Get over your envy people!
1:56 PM
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