Don't be intimidated by this chunky pile of funk! Around your neck, you'll automatically command respect. You must have confidence to wear this outrageous piece. So wear it, be proud & tell the world what you think! 25$.
posted by Birdseye at 2:43 PM
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind... The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet! I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
6 Comments:
Oh VanillaFunk your the funkiest 4 sure!!!
3:05 PM
It's like you made that one just for me. So perfect, I'll take it!
12:17 AM
Great necklace! can they be used as anal beads as well??
U have a knack for experimentation as well!
I know my special friend Robin would love these if they are dual-purpose..
9:04 PM
Hey anal beads what a great idea! They'd probably do better on Adrie's site ha, ha...God love'ya Vanilla!
1:13 AM
I have this necklace and I LOVE IT!!!
Your stuff is so fucken FABULOUS!!!!
And note to Mr.Vitanza: would use em on u anytime ;)
9:01 AM
Hurry up and make more! My 11yr old daughter wears mine ALL the time! Now I would like one just for me please!
8:50 PM
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