...against humanity! That's right folks, those birds you slaughtered to extinction a long time ago & forgot about, are alive & well here on the Moon. In fact they're training at my camp for their big comeback to reclaim the skies. They're stronger, tougher & madder than Hell!
posted by Birdseye at 11:40 AM
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind... The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet! I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
4 Comments:
Now that's one intelligent bird! Your either with her or against her. Don't mess!
7:54 PM
It's about time the birds reclaimed the skies, that's brilliant!
3:05 PM
I support Birdseye's war on humanity. Sign me up!
9:03 PM
Get'em Birdseye! Get 'em!
10:17 PM
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