posted by Birdseye at 5:30 PM
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind... The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet! I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
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As a science teacher I can confirm that this pheneomenom of birds attacking humans is a direct result from clearcutting forests. Therefore forcing these animals inland to search for food.
Out of desperation they'll eat anything including humans.
9:06 AM
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