SAFE HAVEN FOR TURKEYS!So come one come all to the "BUENA VISTA BIRDSEYE INN" It's built by birds, run by birds, made for birds! Yours truly, Birdseye Leatherhood
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind...
The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet!
I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
2 Comments:
birdseye you are a turkey.
5:00 PM
igot sick from the food there. apparently birdseye uses rat meat in the lasagna.
5:40 PM
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