...And then there's this guy! What a goof! Mr. Vastis do you have any idea how many birds you pissed off by doing that? So YOU can play golf! Me & my crew will be surveilling the area just to make sure you replant each & every one of those trees. AND a public apology to the forest dwellers is in order.
posted by Birdseye at 8:05 AM
I'm part human & part falcon. Stand about 8 ft tall, have razor sharp stainless steel wings. Just love dressing up in funky outfits. Most of the time I just wear my standard blue space suit with the red gloves & high boots. Sometimes I can completely change my form. I can be a total falcon or an eagle woman or a spider woman or a whirlwind... The stainless steel spike a top my head is a tracking device so my family on the Moon can keep tabs on me. And it also gives me special powers, not to mention free cable & internet! I wear a black leather hoody to keep my head warm when soaring at high altitudes & speeds. Plus it just looks totally fresh! ANYWAYS! Enough about me- for now. You gotta read the Comic to find out the rest!
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Humans are by far one of least evolved beings in the universe. I pray for enlightenment to save this doomed human race.
10:16 PM
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