The Ultimate Sky Marshall: October 2008

Introducing the brochure

Hello world! I found a lovely chunk of ancient rain forest to build my all inclusive resort on & it's exclusively for birds. Now open for thanksgiving, it would be my pleasure to take you on a virtual tour highlighting what we at "The Buena Vista Birdseye Inn" have to offer birds of the modern world today!

WELCOME

A personal handwritten greeting from the manager. Hopefully this will dispell any rumors that Birdseye doesn't know how to read or write.

All inclusive!

Unlimited use of the SkyPatrol pool. Fully chlorinated & stocked with toys, schedualed aqua aerobics & a qualified life guard on duty 24/7

All you can eat

Breakfast, lunch, dinner & snacks. Upon arrival the manager Birdseye invites you exclusively to her table for a"Buena Vista" style banquet followed by...

A spectacular show

Featuring the talented staff doing what they do best. Magic tricks & fire eating! And the fun doesn't stop there!

Hop in...

The SkyPatrol shuttle which taxi's you free of charge to the"Buena Vista Birdseye Los Iguanas Mojito Club Exclusively For Birds" For happy hour festivities & dancing til dawn.

AYE! ARRIBBA!!!

'nuff said!

Plenty to do

Through out the day.

Special for thanksgiving

SAFE HAVEN FOR TURKEYS! So come one come all to the "BUENA VISTA BIRDSEYE INN" It's built by birds, run by birds, made for birds!
Yours truly,
Birdseye Leatherhood

Birdseye shares...

Hey gang! You know when I 1st came to earth, I didn't quite fit in. It's tough being the new bird in town. I'd sometimes feel a little envious seeing you all living the earth dream, with your perfect nuclear families complete with a mom a dad a sister, brother & even a family pet. Well even lunar falcons need love so I decided to adopt a nuclear family of my very own.
In Russia there was so much for me to choose from, but I know I chose the very best & am living the dream & couldn't be happier with what I got. I'd like to share with you now some personal family photos of mine.

They call him Fatman

But I just call him Dad. Here he is giving me a piggy back ride. He flies almost as fast as me!

And this is my Mom

Fusion bomb. We had just baked a 3 layer strawberry shortcake. It was delicious! It was a great bonding experience for us too.

And this is Little boy

A.K.A my kid brother. Here I'm giving him a piggy back ride. When he grows up I know he's going to be an even faster flyer than me & Dad put together.

And these are my Scudly sister's

They're twins. We take take dance classes together & here we are after our 1st ballet recital.

And here I am walking the family dog

Which is also good exercise after dinner.

So there you have it

Thanks for letting me share this very special part of my life here on earth with you all today. And my I share one more thing. When it comes to family, you've only got one. So love 'em , cherish 'em & treat 'em with respect always. PEACE.