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That is one funky chicken

UPDATE:

Hey gang! It's me Birdseye, you know, the leader of the SkyPatrol? Anyways, I've got Henrieta the 4 legged chicken. And you can rest assured she's in good hands. This Thanksgiving; she's going to be absolutely finger lickin' good! Ha,ha,ha,ha!!! Hey I'm just jokin'! You know I love birds. Peace.
Birdseye Leatherhood.

Chicken disco

Hey friends I'm back! It's Saturday night & it's time to let loose. After along week of making jewellery, debating skateparks, chasing monarch butterflies AND saving the birds of this world from the perils of mankind; it's time to boogie the night away. Won't you join me & my pals at the "Chicken Disco" for a good time!? See ya' there! Chirps out!!!

Mankind hell bent on destruction

Birdseye makes a statement

Reporters floaded Sky Patrol Headquarters today to get the leaders official reaction to latest world breaking "bird" news.

They were heroes

The entire SkyPatrol were beside themselves with grief over the shocking news reported today. The 8 Godwits killed in this electrifying tragedy were on there way to SkyPatrol headquarters to be fitted for uniforms to join Birdseye's training camp.
May we all share in a momment of silence to remember & honour these brave & honourable birds. May we have this momment now...

Troubles a brewin'

And Birdseye & Admin bird are on the case. Flying day & night to bring you the latest in "Bird" news from around the world & beyond. Support your local SkyPatrol ! Sign up today!

Birdseye we are with you!

We are cousins of Adminbird. And the farm is a buzz with the latest "bird" news going around. And we are outraged! Sign us up today!

Todays news: No laughing matter

See that face, isn't he gorgeous? That is a personal friend of mine. Todays news saddens & disgusts me..
I just had lunch with this little guy earlier this week. If that damn so called environmental minister only knew what a hardworking & loving: father, brother, friend & confidant Mr. Spotted Owl is, not just to me but to the entire animal community, she'd be helping him- not hurting him! THAT *!#@^$! IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! This is Birdseye the Leader of the SkyPatrol, signing off for now. But you haven't heard the last of me OR my buddy Mr. Spotted Owl. CHIRP!!!

Clear cut Goof!

...And then there's this guy! What a goof! Mr. Vastis do you have any idea how many birds you pissed off by doing that? So YOU can play golf! Me & my crew will be surveilling the area just to make sure you replant each & every one of those trees. AND a public apology to the forest dwellers is in order.
Thank-you Ontario Forestry Act for catching this crimminal. And good day to you Mr. Vastis!
Birdseye Leatherhood: the leader of the SkyPatrol

I love being the leader!!!

Yes indeed the birds are back! Check out todays newspaper. I'm sorry but it HAD to be done. You know? Justice? And this is only the beginning!

Orders carried out...

Oh yes my friends. The very finest from my elite SkyPatrol training camp have been dispatched to carry out these attacks. Maybe now you will take us seriously as a species. We're not joking around. Go ahead keep polluting our great lakes. You will all pay dearly for that. I promise you.
Love,
Birdseye

That's one mean Hawk!

That's right folks. You guessed it . That hawk is one of mine. You think you're all so smart; bullying us birds out of home & habitat. Bulldozing our forests down so YOU can drink Starbucks! Think again. And watch your heads!
Sincerely,
Birdseye Leatherhood: The Leader of the SkyPatrol

Friends

Here's Admin. & her little friend Q-bird trying to enjoy some ice cream. He's a featherless bird with no sweat glands. This little guy was born that way from being exposed to pollutants & pesticides right here on good 'ol Earth!

Luscious

Don't be intimidated by this chunky pile of funk! Around your neck, you'll automatically command respect. You must have confidence to wear this outrageous piece. So wear it, be proud & tell the world what you think! 25$.

Skaters Delight

These 2 hotties go for 15$ a pop. So appropriate with the big"Skatepark" debate going on right now. You know what I'm talkin' about; see August archives

Froggy & Butterfly

Both these lovely's go for 12$ a pop & are sure to look swank on you as you love life you nature lover you!

Littlefish & Littlefeather

To your left is"Littlefish"8$ has a bigger almost greenish bead & left"Little feather" lovely pettite & yellow, 5$. Want them as a set for 10$? O.K.

Chokerzs!

1st one to your left is "rainbowfriend", middle "bluecinnamon", 3rd to your right"gothstar" all 20$ each. Get 'em!

Smooches

Gotta love this one, it's only 8$. Perfect for St. Valentines Day, or just for someone you wish to smooch. How'bout yourself? Order now!

Startwins

The one on the left with optical illusion style green beads goes for 8$ & the one on the right that is double stranded is 9$. Order now & get them both for 15$ ONLY!

Starburst

Translucent golden beads & hematite stars will grace your neck in this lovely arrangement. So gorgeous when worn on the beach or concrete jungle. Get it now & the wave painting comes with it FREE. Starburst itself is 9.99$.

Simplestar

Simply can't go wrong with this single strand silver pendant back to school special. Only 9.99$

Fresh New Jewellery Line...

Happy September my fans! And happy back to school! Bluebird is back with a hot new jewellery line called: VANILLAFUNK & this is neckalce #1 called "Starfriend". It's handmade by ME & it can be yours for12$. Leave a comment if you'd like one!